Questions, answered (mostly seriously).

Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Printing usually takes 2–5 business days, then it ships with tracking. Within the US, delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days.

Shipping to US addresses is calculated at checkout, so you'll see the exact cost before you pay. No surprise fees hiding behind a pun.

Not yet. Right now we ship to US addresses only. If you're abroad and want a shirt, tell us so we know where to expand first.

The Bella+Canvas 3001: a soft, lightweight unisex tee in sizes S–3XL. Light designs come on White or Heather, dark designs on Black or Navy. A couple of designs are dark only: California Traffic (Black or Navy) and No Thoughts. Just Crimes. (Black or Dark Grey Heather).

Unisex retail fit, true to size for most people. Want it roomy? Size up one. Check the size chart before ordering, since sizing isn't a returnable mistake.

Bigger shirts cost us more to make. We pass along the difference and nothing else.

Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If it arrives misprinted, damaged or defective, we'll reprint it at no charge. Details in our Returns policy.

Sorry about that. Email [email protected] within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the problem (we need the photo to file the reprint), and we'll send a replacement free. You don't need to send anything back.

Only before it goes into production, so message us as fast as you can at [email protected]. Once printing starts, it's locked in, like your uncle's fishing story.

Cold water, inside out, tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.

Probably not, unless she's on the naughty list. Our designs are edgy, never hateful. Everything is original, and the only person getting roasted is whoever's wearing it.