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Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee

My Cat's Opinion of Me: Pending Tee

$27.99

S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout

Your cat's review of you is still loading. You feed her, you scoop the box, you let her sit on your laptop mid-meeting. Her verdict? Pending, 12%, and it's been 12% for three years. Still loading, still unimpressed. A progress bar with ears and an honest estimate (time remaining: never) for everyone who lives with a tiny, judgmental landlord.

Color: White (Light · dark ink)

White and Athletic Heather are the Light version (dark ink); Black and Navy are the Dark version (off-white ink). Pick the exact color at checkout.

Size

Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.

Buy on our Shopify store · Light

Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.

New ink colors, coming soon

Same art, same size and spot, new ink. Previews only: these aren't for sale yet and aren't in the color picker above. Shirt colors shown are examples.

Details
  • Who it's for: Cat people, and anyone getting slow-blinked at right now.
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
  • Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
  • Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
  • Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
  • Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)Price
S1828$27.99
M2029$27.99
L2230$27.99
XL2431$27.99
2XL2632$30.99
3XL2833$30.99

Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.

Shipping & misprints

Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.