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Thanksgiving 2026 · Limited edition · 12 designs

Thanksgiving 2026: Limited Edition

Gravy as a beverage, the kids' table and a turkey with a counteroffer. Twelve tees for the big meal, available until Nov 30. Every one is a Bella+Canvas 3001, $27.99 ($30.99 for 2XL and up), made to order. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Want it by Thanksgiving? Order by about Nov 13 for standard shipping or about Nov 19 for express. We can't guarantee delivery dates.

Limited
Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a gravy boat and the words “Gravy Is a Beverage.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a gravy boat and the words “Gravy Is a Beverage.”
Gravy Is a BeverageDads, uncles and anyone who has refilled the gravy boat twice. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the words “Elastic Waistband Season”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Elastic Waistband Season”
Elastic Waistband SeasonSecond-helping strategists and comfort-first dressers. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the words “Still at the Kids' Table.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Still at the Kids' Table.”
Still at the Kids' TableGrown adults who never got promoted to the big table, and like it that way. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a crossed carving knife and fork and the words “Designated Carver”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a crossed carving knife and fork and the words “Designated Carver”
Designated CarverThe one holding the knife this year, and every year. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with “Digesting…” above a progress bar at 12% complete, with “Do Not Attempt Small Talk.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Digesting…” above a progress bar at 12% complete, with “Do Not Attempt Small Talk.”
Digesting… Do Not Attempt Small TalkPost-dinner couch dwellers and introverts at large family gatherings. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a pie chart labeled “Pie I ate” and “Pie I'm about to eat” under the words “Accurate Pie Chart”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pie chart labeled “Pie I ate” and “Pie I'm about to eat” under the words “Accurate Pie Chart”
Accurate Pie ChartDessert-first planners and anyone who loves a good chart joke. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the words “Stuffing My Feelings.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Stuffing My Feelings.”
Stuffing My FeelingsStuffing loyalists and emotional eaters with a sense of humor. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a takeout-style leftovers container and the words “Leftover Enthusiast”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a takeout-style leftovers container and the words “Leftover Enthusiast”
Leftover EnthusiastThe person who takes the most containers home. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the words “Pass the Potatoes. Not the Questions.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Pass the Potatoes. Not the Questions.”
Pass the Potatoes. Not the Questions.Anyone dodging relatives' questions about jobs, dating or life plans. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the words “Watching the Game With My Eyes Closed.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Watching the Game With My Eyes Closed.”
Watching the Game With My Eyes ClosedDads and grandpas who nap through the fourth quarter. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with the word “Doorbusted.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the word “Doorbusted.”
DoorbustedSurvivors of early-morning sales and very long lines. From $27.99
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Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a turkey asking “Have You Considered Ham?”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a turkey asking “Have You Considered Ham?”
Have You Considered Ham?Turkey sympathizers and anyone who'd honestly rather have ham. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Navy, Forest or Black with gold ink.